📆 Release & Distribution<br /><br />The film is scheduled to hit theaters on January 30, 2026. <br /><br />Rather than going through a major studio, Markiplier is self-distributing the movie: he plans to directly work with independent theaters across the U.S. Initially, the movie will play in about 50–100 independent cinemas during its opening weekend (Jan 30 – Feb 1, 2026). <br /><br />As of now, there's no confirmed streaming or digital release date — the priority is a theatrical debut. <br />
